Taglines from Hulk (2003)—
Unleash the fury!
The inner beast will be released
Rage. Power. Freedom.
On June 20th Let it All Out
Unleash the hero within

Headed up north for some cold grey dog walks, squash playing and maybe my wedding.

If you are and American considering a trip “up north” do not forget the following items.

No less than two (2) American branded condoms. Canadian condoms smell like savory chicken dinner—unsexy. Canadians in general associate the smell of lemon pepper chicken with any sort of intercourse, which explains their small population.

Your passport. Don’t forget to ask for a stamp so you can show off to all your friends that you ambitiously traveled to one of the two countries bordering the US.

A notebook, a small camera and a pen. You will want to discreetly and thoroughly document your experience with these kind, simple people.

Proper clothing. The Canadian flag must fly proudly on at least two parts of your body. A wristband is a discreet—but functional—choice. Socks are a perfect addition to the wristband. If the cheap, legal and disease free hookers miss the wrist, they will surely catch the cycling socks.

My favorite photoblogging internet friend from Boston, Shane Lavalette is co-editing a new photobject titled Remain in Light. They are currently accepting submissions through March 1st.

Denver, Colo. 2008

I am not aware of the provenance of this fine image, but I can assure you that it does not lie with me.

Denver, Colo. 2008

Denver, Colorado 2007

A forecast calling for 3 inches over 2 days. Outside, 4 inches and it isn’t even 9 o’clock yet. I’m not complaining, but just wait until tomorrow when I have to drive 600 miles to Ice City, Missouri.

I’m neither religious nor into holidays (or winter for that matter), but I don’t usually mind excuses to get together. Unfortunately, we’re not together. Jenn gets in tonight, then she and I as well as my brother and father go to KC to meet up with my mom and aunt to attend the funeral. Holidays 2007 - -